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A message from Anonymous
whats the craziest thing youve ever done?
A reply from punkcr

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

lucashemmingsdimples:

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

luvloki19:

There’s good fanfiction and then there’s fanfiction that I’d sell my soul to for regular updates

communistbakery:

I like big butts and I cannot lie. i am under oath i must tell the truth but i don’t see why you’re asking me this judge shouldn’t we be talking about the murder

tyler-and-troye:

iconic

snacksandharts:

I think about this moment far too often

relahvant:

1nd2rd3st:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

the arrogance and entitlement on this one is strong

oh my lord what a twat of a male

  • Partner: "Will you marry me?"
  • Me: "YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS"

wsswatson:

"where’s the straight pride parade?!"

go outside

there you go

you found it

ddindi:

Kim Kardashian tells Brody Jenner about Kanye West’s arrest when he attacked a paparazzo at LAX in 2013, proving that her husband is the king of everything. 

ddindi:

Kim Kardashian tells Brody Jenner about Kanye West’s arrest when he attacked a paparazzo at LAX in 2013, proving that her husband is the king of everything.